Monday, September 1, 2008

Is an Airline Career for me?

Today we have another episode of Ask The Angry Pilot, where our very own Angry Pilot answers YOUR questions about your career, your life, your wife and more... Why is it that I am trapped for hours at a time with someone I cannot stand? Do you think I care if your wife left you and want to watch you bang on the yoke while I am making half of what you make and will never make what you make thanks to the CEOs that make millions cutting my pay?

My nephew has been in Flight school for six years. I think he is afraid to graduate and figures he is better off just staying in school....forever.

And why not, his parents are rich, and he will probably make more money off them than working. Why not get paid to study occasionally and drink a lot of beer. As for everyone else, well I guess when they see that hat they figure they can tell me about all of the crap I could care less about. You see, I really don't care if you just sat in the airport for three hours. I also don't care that you are in a hurry to see someone I don't even know and don't want to know. And why is it always my fault if there is a storm and you have to wait an extra hour.

People today are nasty and rude, and I especially love the ones that weigh 300 pounds and try to shove their giant heinies in our spacious seats and want to yell at me because they don't fit. I also really love when your kids scream at the top of their lungs and I have to hear it for hours. That is when I really enjoy shutting the door up front. So you see folks, you may have problems, but so do I, because I get to be your bus driver day in and day out.

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